School for the "Wise Man"
Not only is Now & Again an enjoyable show to watch, but it's also very informative.
Edge is thrilling and exciting.
Life is a multiple choice test, if you're lucky enough to live in a free country.
You can always smell fear. Always.
Lack of oxygen may damage the brain.
A gun's not much good if you're not willing to use it.
The big secret of life is that everyone dies. Great men die and the world goes on; bad men die and the world goes on.
Dead men don't have anniversaries.
People always try to find a scientific explaination for "unexplained phenomenon."
If you lose everything, then the Department of Social Services can help you.
When it rains, it freakin' monsoons.
Some favorite lessons from 1999:
Nothin' says lovin' like plant life from the oven!
You don't clear a blocked airway by applying pressure to the breasts.
The people on "Behind the Music" on VH-1 are tragic, but kind of inspirational.
"Wow" is better than "nice."
Bad stell is not an act of god; it's an act of negligence.
"Wheel of Fortune" is not educational television.
You shouldn't threaten someone with adult-onset mental illness early in the morning.
The Insurance Commission is in Washington.
Conversation is the business of strining words together.
Consider yourself enlightened.